welcome to the Test Tube. Here in the lab, I create new recipes fresh from the darkest realms of the mad scientist's mind (Muw-hahahahahahahahaaa!). Should you be willing to taste them, you shall earn points for trying them and liking them. The leading contestants will be posted every month. I assure you that I like the prospect of trying every one of these recipes.
But I am not a normal kid. I am Kimball, autistic genius and master of the LEGO brick. I anticipate your... Igor, don't touch thaaaaaaaaaat!
Professor Kimball PhD, Doctor of Kitchen Science